Con­tact Me

If you need to get in touch for any rea­son I invite you to use the con­tact form.

Upon sub­mis­sion, a fleet of highly trained pigeons are dis­patched to deliver your mes­sage to my cur­rent loca­tion. From there, a reply is sent into orbit, and a con­trolled free-fall is com­menced — end­ing at a state of the art com­mu­ni­ca­tion out­post in the moun­tains of Nepal. Your reply is then tran­scribed into Eng­lish, as I like to write in Latin. To end the process, the mes­sage is care­fully placed in your inbox by a fleet of cloned gnomes.

For Hire

I’m avail­able for work on oDesk, among other places. Feel free to con­tact me there if you’re inter­ested in my ser­vices, although I strongly encour­age you to use the form to the right first.

Express Your Love

Want to show me you really liked some­thing I’ve done? Do you want to instantly win your way into my heart? Do you have copi­ous amounts of spare cash that doesn’t make you happy and want to give away to a stranger? Well, if one of those applies to you then you should check out my Ama­zon wish­list! It’s full of good­ies that I only wish I had the plea­sure of rub­bing myself up against. So go ahead, take a look.