I was trying to find a past email thread when one caught my eye, then another, and another. It seems that for every idiotic email I had gotten in
the first part of the year, I replied with a sarcastic / zealous / humorous message. I’ve totally forgotten about some of these so I figured it may be fun to share.
The first one comes from a person who uses the alias Dorgles. It isn’t exactly hilarious, but it may serve a chuckle to a few.
I never received a reply on this one. Now that I look back, I think I may have been a bit too hard on him. I should have excluded the birthday bit. It’s worth noting that this wasn’t sent to me directly, but one of my website service emails.


Haha, I hat you. ;D
Pwned by werds.
OWNED! He’s never sending you anything again, and you forgot to blur out his email in the second part of it.
@HardK0re I think he meant to keep that in there.
That’s just epic.
Lmao.
SO today I found this page and felt like replaying to it just for shits and giggles. Yeah it really is me